Prepare Yourself, Girls.
I wonder if there really is such a thing as reincarnation. Well, I do know one something for certain, if there is then I am coming back as a man next time! I am sick and tired of being a girl; everything is just so hard and it really isn’t fair!
We are expected to be these pretty little creatures that flit around daintily merely for the pleasure of men. But men don’t know the half of it! We girls actually go to an enormous amount of effort to look so nice. Most boyfriends seem to think that women just wake-up complete with lipstick, foundation and mascara.
Think about going out for instance; obviously it is going to take longer for a girl to get ready than a man. We take an awful lot of pride in our appearances. They may be quite happy slobbing around in a T-shirt and jeans, but for us that just will not do. If we did get ready as quickly as they do then we would look a bit of a state…
Perhaps they believe we are super-human? They seem to think that we can juggle housework, kids, careers and a love-life without the slightest delay. Well, here is some news, guys; we can juggle housework, kids, careers and a love-life, but it sometimes takes a bit longer!
I’m pinning all of my hopes on this ‘coming back as a man’ idea. I’ve got it all planned out! I will be spending loads of time down at the pub and when I do come home I want to sit and watch the rugby without the slightest interruption! But I will make one concession; when I am going out with my girlfriend, I’ll let her get ready without complaining about how long she is taking…